Food Truck

Helped my friend out at her new food truck business. Of course it was 95 degrees out and even hotter in the truck! Hopefully I'll never have to do that again.

Xerxes is hot?!

Can you believe that Paulo from Lost/Karl from Love Actually..




..is Xerxes from 300?!



Ok.. maybe I can kind of see it now.

"Perfect One"

Victoria's Secret has a new promotion: save $5 off your entire purchase by trying on the "Perfect One", Heidi Klum's new bra.

All you have to do is try on the bra and $5 will be deducted from your purchase. Sounds good to me.

Excitedly, I walk over to the display with Ms.Klum's picture.. only to discover they don't even make the new "Perfect One" in my size.

Sigh.

How perfect.

Nonetheless, I brought one into the fitting room so I could get the discount. At the counter, the cashier asked if I tried it on:

"Yes."

"How was it?"

"Uh, it was a little big.."


Goodbye self-esteem, hello $5 discount.