"Perfect One"

Victoria's Secret has a new promotion: save $5 off your entire purchase by trying on the "Perfect One", Heidi Klum's new bra.

All you have to do is try on the bra and $5 will be deducted from your purchase. Sounds good to me.

Excitedly, I walk over to the display with Ms.Klum's picture.. only to discover they don't even make the new "Perfect One" in my size.

Sigh.

How perfect.

Nonetheless, I brought one into the fitting room so I could get the discount. At the counter, the cashier asked if I tried it on:

"Yes."

"How was it?"

"Uh, it was a little big.."


Goodbye self-esteem, hello $5 discount.